if you love someone

note bene: Find this in one in my email (forwarded message). It's funny...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE
The original quote

" If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...."

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THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she. free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
If you love someone
don't set her free.
MBA
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market ( hahaha!!!)

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infanticipating

Few months from now i'm gonna be a mom. A good friend of mine said i'm gonna be a cool mom, and so i think i'm gonna have a cool baby. I love cats, dogs, and i love paiting. Would my baby be like me? Now, i can imagine how she would behave around with cute pets and how she would practice her painting skills. See this:


(my baby will definitely love cats but i hope she would not be a cat-eater)


(dogs are nice but i don't think our pet dog "Popo" will be kind enough to let the baby sleep on his back)


(i used to treat the walls of our house like canvass but i never did face painting; my baby might)

pizza, pizza, pizza

my friend Vatski is very fond of pizza. she always make "kulit" to have pizza treat. now, i'm posting pizza here. not to satisfy her craving but to make her long for some more pizza...:)

hey dear, here's your pizza treat. grab a slice now!

egypt has no monopoly of pyramids

Yeah, Egypt has no monopoly of pyramids. Just recently, i have watched Discovery Channel and was surprised when i learned that Mexico has its own mysterious temples and pyramids too! I have never been interested in Aztec culture. And i have encountered the word "Teotihuacan" a few times but i never bothered to check what is behind it until i saw it on TV; and so, i research in the internet and some of my findings amazed me.


In Nahuatl, Teotihuacan means 'The City of the Gods', or 'Where Men Become Gods'.

The plazas, avenues, and great pyramids of the city of Teotihuacan were laid out as a symbolic sacred landscape of artificial foothills and mountains.

The complex of approximately 600 pyramids of various sizes is dominated by the great Pyramid of the Sun which, it was discovered in 1971, was built over a natural cave with four chambers (cf. Sacred Caves). Mesoamerican belief saw caves as gateways to the spiritual world (called Xibalba by the Maya). The cave contained remains of offerings and may have been a focus for shamanistic rituals from a much earlier period. There can be no doubt that the Pyramid of the Sun was deliberately built over the sacred cave.

Teotihuacan was probably Mexico's biggest ancient city, with perhaps 200,000 residents at its peak in the 6th century, it was virtually abandoned by the 7th century.


The Pyramid of the Sun, built in the 2nd century AD, dominates the landscape of the ancient city of Teotihuacan in Mexico.

Teotihuacan -the place of the Gods - was the first true city in Mesoamerica, at its peak - 600 AD - it housed more than 100,000 people.

It is the third largest pyramid in the world and the largest in the Teotihuacan complex.

It's sides are 700 feet long, it is about 200 feet high, and is actually a succession of pyramids built one on top the other over the centuries. The pyramids and many other structures at Teotihuacan are stepped, rather than smooth sided like the Egyptian pyramids, and the stones of which they are made are not so large that there would be a mystery about how they were moved as there is with the Egyptian pyramids, the Moai statues of Easter Island, and the Nasca Lines.

At its peak time - most of Teotihuacan was plastered, and the pyramids were painted bright red.

There are many pyramids and temples in Mexico but it would cost me too much time if i post 'em all here.

Actually, i'm just bored. My "ka-berks" are not here. Jasmin is on day off, Liv is lost in Bohol with Caecent. While Cristina is busy pounding on the keyboard of her computer to meet the lapsed 6 p.m. deadline. *sigh*

love and stupidity

My best friend forwarded this message to me. It says "One can never love without experiencing pain. But then we are given options; we can choose between the one we love and the one who loves us. It’s like choosing between love and stupidity. Love is when you go to the one who loves you and allow love to take place gradually. Stupidity is when you force yourself to be loved by the one you really love without knowing he loves another. Be wise enough in making your move. Love is a great feeling but it comes with a lot of hurting especially when you know that the person can never love you the way you want him to. Allow yourself to be happy. Allow yourself to be loved."

But i am in love, and I am stupid.

summer is here!

whew! summer is here once again... and speaking of summer, who does not think of going to beach?

it's been almost a year since the last time i was in a beach. too bad, the last time i was, which was at the EGI resort in Lapu-Lapu City (a company outing) i did not even have the chance to plunge in the deep blue waters of the sea. tsk! tsk!

this year, i'm looking forward to spending some time in the beach again where i can sit on the alabaster sand, feel the cool and gentle zypher or splurge into the blue waters. may be i will bring with me a good book to read while i sit under a coconut tree like what i did in Boracay some six years ago. yes, six years ago and i don't know when i could go back there.

but Boracay is too far and takes a bigger budget, so i may settle with the nearer and cheaper one. may be Panglao island in Bohol...or Malapascua island, or Plantation Bay... wheeeee... anybody wants to invite me, i'm free to go anytime...hehehehe.