getting married...

Hey guys, this is kinda funny. I got this somewhere in the net few months ago. Some lines might sound anti-women, but hey (men), don’t get it wrong… this is women empowerment…
This is intended for every all… For the singles who want to get married, those who are soon to be married, those who have just married, who have been married for long time, who have severed their marital ties, and those who no longer want to get married because they read this…
1. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
2. Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his Bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her Master’s.
3. A married life is full of excitement. In the first year of marriage, a man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen (I would prefer to experience the second year always).
4. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
5. There was this man who muttered a few words in church and found himself married. A year later, he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
6. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock (hahahahahahaha!).
7. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
8. When a man steals your wife, there’s no better revenge than let him keep her (are women that worse?).
9. Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble when they try to decide which one.
10. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am! I married the wrong man.” (I might do the same in the future)
11. A man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
12. It doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss (are women really bossy?).
13. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing—either the car is new or the wife is.
14. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

…This is just to make you laugh. Marriage can be a good thing if you make it. If you’re still unmarried, don’t be scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow. 